Keith Richards Sitting In A Tree... F-A-L-L-I-N-G

So if you haven't heard by now, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards fell out of a palm tree over the weekend.

That's right. He fell. OUT OF A PALM TREE.

WTF?

Some reports say he was also involved in a jet ski accident later that day, although Richards' reps wouldn't confirm that.

And while the U.S. press remained pretty serious about the situation, you've gotta love how some tried to describe "coconut-plucking" as a popular activity for guests at the posh resort Richards was staying at. Here's a few more stories about the incident.